The main character of our story had a rough fate during the childhood such as loosing his family, his house and being all by himself since then. But he have lived and even managed to settle a nice and quiet life of a peasant. And just when he thought that everything will be fine from now on he happens to save a pretty lady from the river which gets him into wild hurricane of new exciting adventures!
"Callisto" is the name of your ship. Your spaceship to be more specific. Once a military you are now giving your own orders and go to your own adventures. You happened to gather an amazing crew which includes not only the talented specialists but also hot looking chicks (alien chicks as well!) so your travels around the galaxy are exciting in more than one meaning of this word.
Before joining Commander Shepard in his mission of saving the galaxy brave quarrian Tali was on the mission of her own - the Pilgrimage. She has visited a lot of places and meet a lot of creatures during her journey and some of her adventures she is never going to tell Shepard about. Why? Because she wants Commander to see her as technician and not as horny slut who has jumped on top of the biggest cocks of the galaxy. But we are not Commander Shepard so...
Have you ever wondered how the casting for becoming a jedi goes? In this parody game you will not only see all the important moments and juicy details but also take an important part in it! And yes, in our version of the story the casting includes a lot of fucking. Why? Because sometimes proper fucking skills can do much more for setting the world and harmony across the galaxy obviously!
Your mission was simple: to deliver the prisoner from one planet to another. But as we all know every simple mission can goes south at the moment when you find out that it is not so simple at all. Ended up on a hostile planet you now have a choice - to go out for help by yourself or to cooperate with your prisoner. Each approcah has it's pros and cons and you will never know which is which until it may be too late...